Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
First Name Basis
So... this guy is in town this week:
I got sent to cover his arrival at the famous Benson Hotel in downtown Portland.
Total chaos, barely made there in time to get set-up.
He steps out of his super-sized SUV and is on a cell phone.
I have a dilemma:
I have to shout a question at him, but I don't want to be rude and interrupt.
I've only got a matter of seconds before he goes in.
So... I go for it and this is how it went:
"Welcome to Portland BARACK!" I shout across the street.
"Good to be here," he courteously says back.
"Would you like to come over and talk with us tonight?"
"Not tonight, but they'll be plenty of avails tomorrow."
Dissed! Not a surprise.
BUT...
I'm humiliated that I called a Senator, the man who has a 33.3% chance of being the next President, by HIS FIRST NAME ONLY!!!!!!!
I couldn't spit out "Senator Barack Obama" that fast.
You try it!
Monday, March 10, 2008
Buy This Vespa!!!!!
My friend Beth is moving to NYC. Unfortunately, this beauty can’t go with her. Lucky for you – it’s FOR SALE!
2005 Vespa ET-4 (Last year they made this desirable model.)
Includes: Pretty chrome package
Sweet brown rear mounted Vespa bag
Black helmet
60-70 MPG (nice, as we near $4.00 a gallon for gas)
Highway legal (A bit scary if you ask me, however, 45mph is a Blast!)
Only $4,000
This is a total keeper and will keep its value. Heck... you could even flip it later this summer for more money. Retail value is $5,700.