A TV Lady's Lair

OBSCENE!

For a rare day, my suits are not crumpled on the floor and hung in place.

But that allowed me to do some counting and I'm a bit sick.

I have enough suits... JUST SUITS... to wear a different one every single day for two months.

That's not counting all the sweaters, dresses and shirts I wear.

Next time I complain about not having something to wear...

Slap me!

(Or just open the closet door and remind me.)